06-05-2015, 01:04 PM
We need to send Mulder and Sculley to investigate that overpass.
While we are waiting for them to arrive, Mike- pull over next time you are under the overpass and put your ear to one of the overpass supports. If you hear "It's PEOPLE, soylent green is made out of PEOPLE," I recommend you act like nothing is wrong, return to your car, go home, and watch non-stop Jerry Springer episodes until you start to feel the urge to eat something tasty and green.
If you hear words to the effect "You are under arrest," raise your arms from your side, slowly turn around, and do-exactly-what-the-nice-man-in-the blue-uniform-tells-you.
While we are waiting for them to arrive, Mike- pull over next time you are under the overpass and put your ear to one of the overpass supports. If you hear "It's PEOPLE, soylent green is made out of PEOPLE," I recommend you act like nothing is wrong, return to your car, go home, and watch non-stop Jerry Springer episodes until you start to feel the urge to eat something tasty and green.
If you hear words to the effect "You are under arrest," raise your arms from your side, slowly turn around, and do-exactly-what-the-nice-man-in-the blue-uniform-tells-you.
