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Crist,

Here it is.

Chingachgook, Hawkeye and Vassily Ivanovich Chapayev (a Russian Civil War hero and the main character of many soviet jokes) are sitting at a bonfire on a farm, near the barn, passing the pipe around.
A commotion is heard in the barn.
Chingachgook gets up, steps into the barn, then there's a sound of a blow, then a rifle shot, then Chingachgook emerges with a black eye, calmly sits at the fire, takes the pipe, puffs the smoke.
The commotion is heard again; now Hawkeye gets up, steps into the barn, same thing happens, he as well emerges with a black eye, calmly sits at the fire, takes the pipe, puffs the smoke out.

The commotion is heard for the third time. This time Chapayev gets up, steps into the barn; there comes the sound of a blow, a shot, another blow, another shot, he comes out with two black eyes, calmly sits at the fire, takes the pipe, puffs the smoke out.

Chingachgook looks at Hawkeye and quietly says:"Only a Russian steps twice on the same rake."